The 5 Benefits of Sleeping Naked

1.  It just feels better!  No constricting PJ’s to bind up during the night, just your skin against the sheets.  Your body temperature drops allowing a more restful sleep. 
2. It’s good for the privates.  For women, it allows your vagina to cool down from the day; important to prevent yeast infections.  For you guys, your testes are able to cool down which keeps your sperm healthy and your reproductive system cranking.
3. It helps to keep your cortisol (the stress hormone) in check.  Your cooler body temperature and more restful sleep keeps your cortisol production at normal levels.  Too much cortisol can cause weight gain, decreased immunity response, high blood pressure, loss of bone density and the list goes on.
4. Melatonin and growth hormone release is invigorated as you slumber.   The anti-aging hormone generated has a positive effect on your skin and hair.
5. Of course, if you are sleeping with a partner, skin on skin feels way better than flannel on flannel.  Good for the sex life and saves on the clothing budget.

Poetic License

Roses are red,

Hydrangeas are purple,

Rhyming is hard,

Naked.

Naked in the garden task.

50 Shades of Togetherness!

Sex is in again!  I didn’t know it was ever out.  Fifty Shades of Grey has sold well over 100 million copies and has been translated into 52 languages, phew!  That is a lot of pent-up horniness out there.  For us “free spirits” of the world, what’s the big deal about 50 Shades?  A relationship punctuated with an active sex life?  Um, yeah, normal.

Guess what?  Rope sales are up.  The sale of sex toys are booming.  Mommy porn is the new vibrant category.  Ok, most of us don’t have a playroom dedicated to S&M at home but the idea of actually nurturing your sex life has obviously struck a mainstream chord.  Trying something new has been given the green light.  It is romance, albeit kinky, exciting!

Our mundane lives, paying the bills, going to school or getting the kids off to school, deciding what’s for dinner, “THE JOB,” can make for a mind-numbing life.   Being the center of your partner’s total attention and giving up control for a time is captivating.

If you haven’t read, do it.  It’s escapism at its best.  Oh yeah, play Slave Hours!

Nude Olympics

If you are old enough, you could have watched the Olympics performed in the nude.  Yup, back in 776BC the Olympics were performed in the nude.  In fact, “gymnasium” originates from the Greek word gymnos which means naked.   So a gymnasium should be a big old room full of naked people.  Who knew?

Princeton University had their very own Nude Olympics which took place the night of the first snowfall each year; students streaked the campus.  The female participants found the weather extremely nippy while their male counter-parts had to perform under extreme shrinkage conditions.

It’s hard to believe that nudity in the United States is still considered taboo or shameful when so many of their institutions of higher learning have a glorious history of nude events.

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Top five sexual fantasies: men vs. women

Men

1. Threesome

2. Role-playing

3. Voyeurism

4. Getting caught in the act

5. Sex in exotic location

Women

1. Being a stripper for a night

2. Making out with a gorgeous woman

3. Exhibitionism

4. Being a dominatrix

5. Having sex with a stranger

                                                                                

Relieves Boredom Fast!

Naked vacations gaining popularity!

The Daily Express reported today that searches for Nude Beach holidays were up 50%.  According to their report, over 50% of Brits now would consider going on a naked holiday.  Why?  It feels good to be naked, duh! 

The benefits, packing for your trip is way easy.  The excuse, “I have nothing to wear” vanishes from your vocabulary.  Contrary to popular belief, naturist beaches and resorts are not dominated by the incredibly fit.  Nope, they are just everyday people with everyday bodies…thank goodness!  No tan lines; and all that glorious Vitamin D!  It’s good for what ails you.

The biggest complaint people have about nude beaches is that they see people that are not in the best physical shape.  Like textile beaches are better?  Apparently these grousers are no more than voyeurs.  Going to a nude beach is all about you not everyone else.  It feels good.  The stresses of life strip away with your clothes as you reconnect with nature.  The sun, the air, the water on your naked skin……..wonderful!  Been there, done that, love it!

What is Slave Hours?

So what the heck is Slave Hours?  Well, today it’s a board game but it started years ago as a bet early in my relationship with Mr. Happy.  I can’t remember what the argument was over, but we were at opposite ends of something.  Riding a tsunami of testosterone, Mr. Happy had the brilliant idea to bet a “Slave Hour”.  Slave Hour?  The name itself conjures mystery, adventure, excitement and dare I say, forbidden pleasure.  Whoever won the bet could command the other to do whatever task they wanted for one hour.  Not wanting to appear meek, I agreed.  Turns out, I won the bet!  Surprisingly, Mr. Happy was upbeat about losing the bet.  I just knew he was thinking I would come up with some sort of sexual escapade for the Slave Hour, so in a sense, he didn’t lose.

About mid-week, I mentioned that I wanted to cash in my Slave Hour the next weekend.  His almost joyful anticipation of the upcoming event was palpable.  He told me later that his mind raced through potential scenarios, all of them ending in a sweaty heap, blissfully exhausted, covered in Wesson Oil, LOL!

Not wanting to disappoint, I had come up with a sweaty, dirty task.  Saturday arrived and I presented Mr. Happy with his Slave Hour, he had to clean the garage for an hour.  Not to squander this gift of complete control, at least for an hour anyway, he had to do it naked!  Obviously this was not quite what he had in mind but after his initial brief protest, he obeyed my command.  In the end, we ended up with a neat and tidy garage.  The sight of him toiling away in the garage naked, obeying my bidding, did get my juices flowing.  Actually, I got very horny which continued through the entire weekend, yum!

This humble beginning of betting a Slave Hour was so satisfying for both of us; we continued to bet Slave Hours every chance we could.  I’m sure we dreamt up reasons to bet Slave Hours.  As time went on, our Slave Hour antics became more creative and surprising.  Variety is the spice of life and Slave Hours kept our sex life active and drew us closer together.  The only thing you uniquely share with your partner that you don’t share with anyone else is sex.

When our friends would hear us betting a Slave Hour, it captured their imagination.  Their interest was so enthusiastic, we decided to make a game based on betting Slave Hours.  TA DA!